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promisesnevertobekept:

gabbygirlw17:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”

Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party. 

both ways he ends up dead in the water

and doesn’t get the girl

Or an oscar.

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paralol:

I love when your dog just lets you sit there to pet them. You don’t necessarily know if they are enjoying. But they love you enough to just sit there with you for a bit. 

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Come, be alone, and be in love with me alone.

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babiesryum:

failureisntfallingdown:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”
“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg


Fucking hell.

I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS

babiesryum:

failureisntfallingdown:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg

image

Fucking hell.

I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS

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— 1 day ago with 284996 notes

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itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

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