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— This was really comforting, mom.

(Source: schmidtsburg, via newgirlthings)

— 4 hours ago with 343 notes
missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 
expressing my personal feelings about my body
i’ll make sure not to do that next time

missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 

expressing my personal feelings about my body

i’ll make sure not to do that next time

(Source: hicstreme, via dontbeshysilly)

— 5 hours ago with 191258 notes

house-of-gnar:

French SOF. photos sourced from public domain

(via h3llokitti)

— 6 hours ago with 75 notes
"but darling, forever was a promise you could not keep"
10 words story LG (via a-fallen—angel)

(via beautifulwanderlustt)

— 6 hours ago with 646 notes

quintessence-of-happiness:

thisisgabbs:

Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.

reblogging again because it’s painfully relevant.

(via endless-rainintoapapercup)

— 8 hours ago with 382556 notes
simplypurkey:


jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

(via robertfrobisherslover)

— 8 hours ago with 372904 notes

radtracks:

mr. brightside // the killers

now they’re going to bed
and my stomach is sick
and it’s all in my head

(via dontbeshysilly)

— 8 hours ago with 4250 notes